My wife knows she loves me. Why do I need to remind her?
I left my wife's presents on the kitchen table this morning, a bag and a belt, before I left for work.
When I get to my desk I saw I had 5 missed calls and a voicemail all from home.
The voicemail was from the missus, calling me every name under the sun and telling me exactly where my dinner would be.
So as a backup I bought her some flowers on the way home.
However since walking through the door she is far calmer even she has admitted the Hoover works much better now.
you realise this is a motto of men who end up getting divorced !!!
Ever practical, I treated Mrs Wisemen to a new fridge for valentines day......
You should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
... we don't live together during the week...
wench got nowt.
great way to refer to your wife that!
I assume she isn't a member here