New Uxbridge Dictionary Definitions...

[Gandhi]

Blatantly stolen but meade me smile!

Cursory; A place where children learn to swear

Mumps; Heaps of unwanted mothers

Halitosis; Bad breath brought on by a comet

Baccanalian; To bet on a martian

Chiropractise; To get ready for a trip to Egypt

Senile; What to do whilst in Egypt

Canape; Scottish inability to settle bills

Canneloni; Scottish refusal of your request for an Overdraft

Acne; A dyslexics walking stick

Warming; A Geordies chinese vase

Binmen; Post-op Transexuals

Groin; The 'GO' light in Birmingham

Thesauras; A disorder following consumption of curry

Amish; Similar to an Arm

Caesarian Section; Part of a salad

Navigate; Scandal involving road menders


:getmecoat

 

[Marcel]

Groin; The 'GO' light in Birmingham


That had me puzzled for a few minutes, I knew it was the accent, but couldnt figure it out....until it hit me :laugh1:

 

[Catdaddy]

Groin; The 'GO' light in Birmingham


That had me puzzled for a few minutes, I knew it was the accent, but couldnt figure it out....until it hit me :laugh1:

Lol!

Reminds me of the one about Noddy Holder and his kipper tie... (where Noddy replies with 'Yes please, white with two'...)