Why didn't I think of this??? (art is stupid)

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In 2021 Salvatore Garau sold an invisible statue for $18k (link)

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Not to be outdone, here is my still life photograph of a red onion (I put it in a frame so you know where to look).
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Being that my photo is an exquisitely illuminated still life of a beautiful red onion, the fact that I made it invisible, and because I also made a frame for it; I figure it must be worth more than the picture of an ugly potato that sold for $1M (link)... so I will let it go for the bargain price of $1.5M. It will come with a document of authenticity and an NFT for the copy of the digital frame representation; and of course, it is hand signed (also invisible).
 
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I'll go for your offer! Could you pm me your full bank login details?
 
Great way for money laundering.....prove where you spent your money?

I can't, it's invisible art!
 
It's at times like this I refer to Douglas Adams, and what my mother used to say.
Invisibility is impossible however

"The Somebody Else's Problem field... relies on people's natural predisposition not to see anything they don't want to, weren't expecting, or can't explain. If Effrafax had painted the mountain pink and erected a cheap and simple Somebody Else’s Problem field on it, then people would have walked past the mountain, round it, even over it, and simply never have noticed that the thing was there."
 
sk66 said:
In 2021 Salvatore Garau sold an invisible statue for $18k (link)

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Not to be outdone, here is my still life photograph of a red onion (I put it in a frame so you know where to look).
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Being that my photo is an exquisitely illuminated still life of a beautiful red onion, the fact that I made it invisible, and because I also made a frame for it; I figure it must be worth more than the picture of an ugly potato that sold for $1M (link)... so I will let it go for the bargain price of $1.5M. It will come with a document of authenticity and an NFT for the copy of the digital frame representation; and of course, it is hand signed (also invisible).
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And mine of a black swan in a coal cellar on a moonless night.

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Must be worth something, especially as it's wildlife
 
I'll bet all those guys who bought the Brooklyn Bridge are feeling pretty silly now, when they could have bought proper art instead...

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George C. Parker - Wikipedia

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Sangoma said:
And mine of a black swan in a coal cellar on a moonless night.

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Must be worth something, especially as it's wildlife
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This is copyright infringement! You just copied my picture of a snowy owl in a snowstorm and adjusted the exposure! And you edited out my watermark!

I have the original file to prove it...
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I'll be seeing you in court!
 
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