The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[D-Mitch]

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

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[D-Mitch]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

A man goes skydiving. After a fantastic free fall, he pulls the rip cord to open his parachute but nothing happens. He tries everything but can't get it open. Just then another man flies by him, going up. The skydiver yells, "Hey, you know anything about parachutes?" The man replies, "No, you know anything about dynamite?"

 

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[D-Mitch]

 

[Steep]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Tringa]

A 5 year old girl was usually driven to school by her grandad. One day he had a bad cold so grandma took her instead.

That night the little girl told her parents that the drive to school was very different with granny.

What made it different asked her parents?

Well, she replied, granny and me didn't see a single f**king idiot, blind b*****d, bloody foreigner or w**ker on the whole journey.

Dave

 

[simon ess]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

Trick or treat sorted! Empty tin of Quality Street with a Post-It in the bottom saying "Sorry, All Gone."

They were delicious!

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

 

[Pork]

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Dave ja vu, 4 posts up

dyswidt

 

[Brendan Mulachy]

Dave ja vu, 4 posts up

dyswidt

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