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I had a boss that. when he was in a foul mood would anser the internal phone with "War Office, want a fight?"

I also overheard a conversation in a local coffee shop where one lady said to another "Oh, we've done away with HR now, apparently I'm a "People Agent now". - WTF People agent??? :rolleyes: :headbang: :withstupid:
 
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Jelster said:
I had a boss that. when he was in a foul mood would anser the internal phone with "War Office, want a fight?"

I also overheard a conversation in a local coffee shop where one lady said to another "Oh, we've done away with HR now, apparently I'm a "People Agent now". - WTF People agent??? :rolleyes: :headbang: :withstupid:
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We now have People Services, but People Agents? WTF indeed!
 
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A woman had 20 children. 10 girls 10 boys, all of their names were leroy. Boys spelt Leroy girls spelt Leroigh. She met a man one day and told him how many children she had and what their names were. " why did you name all of your children Leroy/Leroigh?" The man asked. "It's easy to call them all together. For example Leroy/Leroigh time for bed, time for supper." The woman laughed. The man asked "how do you call them if you only need one of the children?" The woman cackled "by their last names of course!"
 
5 girls are going to the prom, 1 girl says my boyfriend has brown hair so I will wear a brown dress the 2 girl says my boyfriend has blonde hair so I will wear a blonde dress third girl says my boyfriend has ginger hair so I will wear a ginger dress 4 girl my boyfriend has multi-coloured hair so I will wear a multi-coloured dress last girl says my boy friend has no hair.
 
A Pakistani goes into an Army recruitment office. "Can I help you?" asks the sergeant, with his eyebrows raised.

"I want to join up, mate. You can't stop me or it's racism!"

"I see.." replies the wily old Sarge, looking at his vacancy sheet. "Well, we do have an opening in the Catering Corps. All the British Army loves a curry, eh?"

"You can't put me there, that's stereotyping!"

"Ok.. what about a Quartermaster's private? We all need goods and supplies while we're fighting the enemy."

"So you're putting me in a shop? More racial stereotyping! I want to do something of equal standing to white blokes."

The sergeant, increasingly p*ssed off now, flips a page on his sheet.

"Right. I suppose you want to drive an armoured personnel carrier? Something like that?"

"Yeah! That sounds good. What is it?"

"Well it's Sort of like a taxi."
 
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