The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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Looks like it's Newcastle Brown Ale that's missing from the shelves though!
 
I hurt my arm this morning and had to go to hospital for an x-ray,
as I was sitting waiting to be seen, the lad next to me says," Fair fae yer honest sonsieface! Great chieftain o' the puddin race!!"
I was like, eh?!?!.,
I turned my head round to the the lady sat on my other side, she said, " ! Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!"
I grabbed the next doc walking past I said, "here mate is this the psychiatric ward?"


He says," no this is the Burns unit" !
 
Cobra said:
I hurt my arm this morning and had to go to hospital for an x-ray,
as I was sitting waiting to be seen, the lad next to me says," Fair fae yer honest sonsieface! Great chieftain o' the puddin race!!"
I was like, eh?!?!.,
I turned my head round to the the lady sat on my other side, she said, " ! Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!"
I grabbed the next doc walking past I said, "here mate is this the psychiatric ward?"


He says," no this is the Burns unit" !
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Groan.
 
Mountkeen said:
In town today I saw the lead singer of Showaddywaddy in Lakeland with his Wife looking for a frying pan.

“Which one shall we buy?” she asked.

He replied “Let’s go for a little wok”….







I’ll get my coat..........
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Some people say his shoes are crape, I think they're alright myself..... :LOL:

(Didn't we used to have a "I'll get my coat" smiley???
 
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:coat:
 
I prefer Blazing Saddles! :p
 
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