The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Nod]

Well, I'm not eating anyone's Love Sausage!

 

[Nod]

 

[Norkie]

When I read this I just snickered...

Mars Wrigley factory fined after two workers fall into chocolate vat

Two workers were rescued when a hole was cut in the bottom of a partly-full Mars Wrigley chocolate tank.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Skyline]

When I read this I just snickered...

That would funny in a galaxy somewhere.

 

[Norkie]

If it was in a brewery, that might have needed malt eazers?

 

[Cobra]

If it was in a brewery, that might have needed malt eazers?

My granddad fell in a vat of whiskey,

they had to pull him out 3 times ...

 

[Cobra]

 

[Nod]

 

[Nod]

McDonald's has apologised and said it will remove its advert from a road in England (True)

Apparently the MuckDonald's crispy ad has been replaced by one which offers "Get Your Locals' Pass £5"

‘Tasteless’ McDonald’s advert by crematorium replaced, new one ‘just as bad’

New ad by Truro funeral spot splits opinion again

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

 

[Nod]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Al1944]

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Doniol iawn!

 

[Nod]

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Tears of laughter...

 

[Dale.]

Anyone need a date for Valentine's? .........................................





February 14th.

 

[Fuji Dave]

Haha

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Nod]

Washed down with Sunny-D...

 

[Nod]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Skyline]

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Me….

 

[ancient_mariner]

Me….

You smell?

 

[Nod]

 

[Skyline]

 

[Skyline]

You smell?

I don’t want to stupid in front the the internet and say, I don’t understand. So I will say so,e thing to deflect the fact I not brain.

“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[ancient_mariner]

I don’t want to stupid in front the the internet and say, I don’t understand. So I will say so,e thing to deflect the fact I not brain.

“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”

Pong?

 

[Brazo]

I don’t want to stupid in front the the internet and say, I don’t understand. So I will say so,e thing to deflect the fact I not brain.

“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”

The game was called Pong.

 

[D-Mitch]

When I see a man with a beard, moustache and glasses, I think, "Now, that's a man who has taken every precaution to avoid people doodling on photographs of him."