The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

I got stopped by one of those market researchers the other day.
She said, "Do you mind if I ask you ten short questions?"
I said, "Okay, go on then."
"Have you ever suffered from a blackout?" she asked.
"I don't think so," I replied.
"And, finally" she said "question ten."

I got stopped by one this afternoon. He said "Can I ask you a quick question?" I replied "You just have." and walked off.

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ShinySideUp]

 

[simon ess]

I remember one day in primary school it was learn a new letter day.

Teacher says, "Simon, tell us something you're not very good at starting with the letter N."

I said, "spelling."

 

[Nod]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]