The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

Petrochemist said:
Whilst certainly rare it has happened.
One weekend (possibly august 2013) when I was working at Knockhill we had sunshine all weekend & came home with mild sunburn.
On my other visits to Scotland I'm not sure we managed two hours in a row!
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I’ve been sunburnt quite a few times at Knockhill over the years, so I now apply factor 50 in advance, regardless of the forecast
 
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Sky said:
Not quite as bad as the roads on the Isle of Wight Nod, but it's close. ;)
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Water in our potholes typically has an oily sheen, I definitely wouldn't want to bathe in it, at least the local rivers & sea look clearer (despite reports of raw sewage...)
 
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parents' names?" The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling." The teacher said, "Are you kidding?" The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking."
 
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