The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Cordy]

Captain Hook, bought his hook from a second-hand store....

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Al1944]

 

[Cordy]

"We'd like to take this opportunity,

to thank 12.6 million UK Pensioners for being our first easy target"!

signed, Keir;- Angela;- Rachel.

 

[Al1944]

 

[Nod]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[ancient_mariner]

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Stool pigeon?

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Marc]

 

[Marc]

 

[Nod]

Needs more drying time. I should imagine!!!

 

[Nod]

 

[Al1944]

 

[Al1944]

I see the white van man has got into the immigration game.

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Tigger.ufo]

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Good job I have a T Rex then ...

 

[Nod]

A few years ago, there were several dinosaur models in Exmouth. One lady woman was prosecuted for "riding" one of them...

 

[AndrewFlannigan]

A few years ago, there were several dinosaur models in Exmouth. One lady woman was prosecuted for "riding" one of them...

As with this handsome fellow (or fellowess?) ...

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cordy]

I called the doctors and said I've had the sh*ts for six weeks.

She said not to worry they go back to school next week.

 

[Cockney]

 

[Al1944]

 

[Steep]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Al1944]

 

[Nod]

Serjeant Ryan?

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cordy]

I sat near some Chavs on the bus home today.

For the whole journey it was just 'F this' and 'F that'.

Guess they had to discuss their exam results sometime.

 

[D-Mitch]

My local YMCA burnt down last night. Outside were 20 firefighters, 12 police officers, 14 red Indians, 11 cowboys and 10 construction workers.