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A man who is just married is flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride is to accompany him the next day. When he gets there, he e-mails his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sends the e-mail, he mistypes the address. In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husband has recently passed away, receives the e-mail. She reads it, screams, and faints. Hearing her grandmother’s cry, the widow's 18 year old granddaughter runs into the living room to see the computer on, with a message that reads, "Dear love, I just got here. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow. Can't wait to see you. Love, Me. P.S. Sure is hot down here."
 
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"The 2024 Paris Olympics' hottest event is breakdancing. It has everything - A tiny Lithuanian girl in a durag named 'Nicka,' a 36-year-old Australian PhD student named 'Raygun,' and millions of people all over the world wondering who okayed this."


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Is it just me that thinks this, but isn't Olympic breakdancing just a bunch of previous healthy people having an epileptic episode on a circular platform?
 
My bank manager was Mr Purse.
 
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