The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Cockney]

 

[Cockney]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

The World Ruler Twanging championship inaugural competition is due to be held next year, somewhere in the Dordogne.

 

[Steep]

 

[the black fox]

Monday :: exploding pagers
Tuesday ::: exploding walkie talkies
Wendesday::: please don’t feed the carrier pigeons
Update
Thurs :: oops your solar panels just gone bang LOL

 

[Cockney]

 

[Nod]

Sombreros only at mine! (Although, when it comes to it, I really won't give a flying fornication!)

 

[Petrochemist]

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Reminds me of the safety instructions for my new chainsaw
'Leave Children and bystanders to operate the power tools.
The outsider will rest assured of your control'

Sadly neither children or bystanders volunteered to take my tree down.

 

[Brazo]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Cockney]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[D-Mitch]

 

[Nod]

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Mrs Nod's Mum has accidentally called us when trying to change channels using her phone instead of the remote...

 

[Nod]

Yup, today is Talk Like A Pirate day...

 

[Cockney]

 

[Cordy]

I for one was not bothered about footage showing Angela Rayner dancing on a set at an Ibizan rave.

Makes a nice change from pensioners' graves.

 

[D-Mitch]