Sorry to hear that. Were you followed to work by a gaggle of excitable personal injury lawyers?Slipping on the escalators and cutting open my hand in two place. Not a good start to the day.
Lol no and even if they did I wouldn't play that came. It was me who slipped.Sorry to hear that. Were you followed to work by a gaggle of excitable personal injury lawyers?
Slipped because the floor was wet with insufficient grip and inadequate warning signage?It was me who slipped.
No slipped because I was running up the escalators trying to get on the train. I was running because I left home later than I shouldSlipped because the floor was wet with insufficient grip and inadequate warning signage?
Ambulance Chasers 4 U would like to speak to you...
Creep or good memory they are Dune broques today. I wouldn't wear hush puppies to work.And no warning on the box that his Hush Puppies came in advising that his shoes could lose grip over time and with extended use.
Creep or good memory
And who's responsible for that? it has to be someone else's fault.I was running because I left home later than I should
And who's responsible for that? it has to be someone else's fault.
...errm, neither
Just always loved using the words 'Hush Puppies'...i know I know, but its the small pleasures in life
And who's responsible for that? it has to be someone else's fault.
You'll need to try harder. Suing dead people is beyond Ambulance Chasers 4 U's expertise level.I blame Barones Thatcher. Don't you know it's all her fault.
Finding out the hard way that BMW Z3s are crap to drive.
Finding out the hard way that BMW Z3s are crap to drive.
Get a Z4 then.
Yes, then you know you're a real hair stylist as opposed to the salon junior!!
You clearly know nothing about cars.
Here's a £1
Go buy a sense of humour
You don't know much about that either, evidently.
It looks that way doesn't it?Did you not want to go home then?
Did you not want to go home then?
It looks that way doesn't it?
Ah the joys of living on your own with no one to answer too but yourself
And your point is?
Sounds like a trapped nerve or need a new mattress. I have suffered similar of late, I had to slouch in chairs when sitting as an only means to ease it.
I've sat with one of these http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Physioroo...se-Grid-Gym-/191538476529?hash=item2c989535f1 behind the offending area in my back and it does relieve the pain, also a good stretch in the gym works wonders too.
I also had that a few weeks ago, and it took a couple of weeks to sort itself out. I think it was down to an awkward posture when reading bedtime stories to the children. I've changed that and - to date - no reoccurrence.
There may be one person responsible for that, and his name is Tom. Twice.Some of the lorry drivers have discovered a "short cut" though a 7.5 tonne weight limit, that is there for a reason, narrow estate roads, road narrowing's, speed humps etc,
that were never designed to take artics, they can barely handle the short arsed buses that use the route.
Oh I'm sure but theThere may be one person responsible for that, and his name is Tom. Twice.
kettle, this is pot......You're black
Proud of what?Nah, white and proud.